Oy mate! It's me: Grittle. Avid Balance explorer and the bane of chicken pot pies everywhere!
Sorry for the delay in between episodes mates. I ate a bad chicken pot pie and was in a coma for about 6 months. But alls fine now! my colon is only 80% dysfunctional now compare to right after the bad pot pie incident!
Today. we are in the jungles of the AT jungles. chopping through wreckage after wreckage of vehicles. bypassing the legendary Heavy tank Hardcap canyons. and almost eating another bad chicken pot pie. we made contact with the tri-fecta of portable infantry At weaponry
The Panzershreck: the go-to option of infantry AT, portable and reliable
The Bazooka: Lets just say the more "special" version of the panzershreck, although it somehow has a faster firing rate. but is still reliable
And then theres the.... DA PRO-TRS!!!!!!!!
This AT weapon is currently in the "void" in terms of balance. it has several properties that make it like no other:
1- It can destroy any vehicle ever with extreme ease*
*Time may vary. average amount of time to take 2 PTRS to fully take down a Panther from the back ranges from 4-8 minutes. DO NOT USE THIS AT RIFLE against any tank that is not a 1/2 damage P4
2- It shoots bullets instead of rockets, so its harder to spot. but it is really loud.
3- It is also good at infantry for some reason.
4- Proves that Guards are the stronkest men alive. being able to hip fire a 12.7mm cannon like its nothing
So what gives, why is this AI/AT mutant is existing? i know of atleast 6 other USSR weaponry to use against a Tiger that would be infinitely more useful
That gives me 2 potential fixes
1- make the P-TRS fire flares instead of bullets. as flares are the new Soviet meta **
** its meant as joke plz dont sue me
2- Lower Accuracy, increase Fire Rate.
"BUT GRITTLE, WHY U DO DIS???????"
Well because 1- I am entitled to my own opinion, no matter how stupid it is and 2- it solves a few problems in my opinion
1- PTRS better at medium and heavy armor because more dakka = more chance of penetration = more potential boom
2- is still balance vs light vehicles and infantry: less accuracy affects a 4 foot wide kubel more than a 25 meter elefant.
3- PTRS now has the right to be label AT. unless AT means Aggressive Tickling. in which the PTRS is already Pro at that.
4- I get to make more of these lists.
And there you have it. One step close to potential balance Puuuurrrrrrrrfectionnnn-- *HAK HARF HARF*
Uh oh, i think i did ate the bad chicken pot pie after all
Next time on Grittle's Wild Outback Adventures!
SOMETHING YOU NEVER SEE BECAUSE IS SO OP: The Infrared Halftrack!!!